My government name is Kelley Dicso. Kelley is my mom’s maiden name.

Online I go by Cutiebinks/Jar Jar Binks, which has nothing to do with me.

I’m sure my social security # is somewhere on the dark web if you look hard enough.

I was born in 1998 in Los Angeles.. I think it is technically inappropriate to ask women their age. But everyone always thinks I’m really young because I am so vivacious and full of life. Plus, I’m sober. We sober people have that special youthful glow.

I think I get this question because people assume I’m smart, or that I’m well educated. The two are not mutually exclusive. Who’s to say I’m either.

Middle school: H.W. Mountz (Graduating class of 25 kids)

Highschool: Red Bank Catholic (Breeding ground of NJ Tiktok Stars, commonly referred to as “day care”. I was in Honors classes, so I never felt like I was in day care.)

College: Villanova (Alma Mater of the Current Pope, a few of the NY Knicks, and Me. I graduated cum laude, despite having several mental breakdowns during my tenure. I can put my GPA on my resume.)

I have always been a good student. I am smart enough to recognize how much effort and schmoozing is needed for good grades. More importantly, I have always been curious about the world, and I like to prove myself.

Spring Lake, NJ is my home town and where my parents live. I don’t have as much Jersey Pride as I should. I am more excited to share that I was born in Los Angeles, and in my early childhood my family lived in the UK until I was like, four. Super wordly.

I am diagnosed bipolar 1. I am a recovering alcoholic. I have PCOS and POTs. I’m a dental nightmare. I am riddled with Anxiety but I joke about it so it doesnt count. My jokes don’t always land and I tell them anyways. I overshare. I laugh at the shortcomings of my enemies.

Gemini Sun, Aries Moon, Sag Rising. Did you look at my birth chart?

A welll designed space, great lighting, A sense of humor, travel, a good outfit day, believing in God, believing in the law of attraction, books that make me think, music that I deem good, food that is pretty and separately, food that tastes good, the mountains (more than the beach), 65 degree weather with sunshine and crisp air, a road trip, using my vocab words, oversharing but when people tell me it wasn’t an overshare at all. .

People who forcefully impose their beliefs onto others, Being misunderstood, getting depressed, liars, my nose from certain angles, a person who takes themselves too seriously, conditions, being in one place for too long (too long is relative), being in trouble, forced patience, politics (of any kind. especially the social politics of girlhood, and the social politics of mental health)